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APRIL

It's very hot out there for April. In New York today it reached 90 degrees. Apparently, the heat was so bad that it wiped out the Mayor Bloomberg's marijuana crop.

A new video of Osama Bin Laden has surfaced. It's a video where he is dressed more casually and he is sitting by a mountain stream. And a really odd part is that it's a Coors commercial.

It's been reported that the actor hired to replace Nathan Lane, in The Producers, has been fired because, the sources say, "He is not funny enough". All I can say is "Thank god, NBC doesn't have that policy".

This week in London, a 90-year old woman became one of the oldest people ever to successfully run a marathon. Reportedly, the woman completed the marathon in just under 12 years.

Sally Jessy Raphael released a statement, saying that she recently discovered that someone is selling fake autograph photos of her on the Internet. But the really odd part is that somebody is buying them.

This week TV Guide conducted a poll asking who is the sexiest red head on television and the big winner was that Laura Prepon of That '70s Show. Apparently, I finished 17th just behind Elmo.

This week, an Iraqi man was awarded a 16,000-dollar court settlement because he was repeatedly called Osama Bin Laden at work. The really strange thing is that the man's real name is Saddam Hussein.

An Oregon doctor was suspended this week because he prescribed medical marijuana for several patients he never even examined. The medical marijuana doctor said, "I thought I was examining the patient, but it turned out to be a row of hedges".

In a new interview, Kathie Lee Gifford says that she will not be doing a Christmas special this year because ABC doesn't see the special's spiritual need. A spokesperson for ABC said, "Actually, we are not doing a Kathie Lee's Christmas special because we received a lot of complaints from Jesus".

According to the New York Post, the other night 2 members of NSYNC were spotted at a New York bar licking whipped cream off several women's breasts. The odd part is that they still look gay.


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