It's very hot out there for April. In New
York today it reached 90 degrees. Apparently,
the heat was so bad that it wiped out the
Mayor Bloomberg's marijuana crop.
A new video of Osama Bin Laden has surfaced.
It's a video where he is dressed more casually
and he is sitting by a mountain stream. And
a really odd part is that it's a Coors commercial.
It's been reported that the actor hired to
replace Nathan Lane, in The Producers, has
been fired because, the sources say, "He
is not funny enough". All I can say
is "Thank god, NBC doesn't have that
policy".
This week in London, a 90-year old woman
became one of the oldest people ever to successfully
run a marathon. Reportedly, the woman completed
the marathon in just under 12 years.
Sally Jessy Raphael released a statement,
saying that she recently discovered that
someone is selling fake autograph photos
of her on the Internet. But the really odd
part is that somebody is buying them.
This week TV Guide conducted a poll asking
who is the sexiest red head on television
and the big winner was that Laura Prepon
of That '70s Show. Apparently, I finished
17th just behind Elmo.
This week, an Iraqi man was awarded a 16,000-dollar
court settlement because he was repeatedly
called Osama Bin Laden at work. The really
strange thing is that the man's real name
is Saddam Hussein.
An Oregon doctor was suspended this week
because he prescribed medical marijuana for
several patients he never even examined.
The medical marijuana doctor said, "I
thought I was examining the patient, but
it turned out to be a row of hedges".
In a new interview, Kathie Lee Gifford says
that she will not be doing a Christmas special
this year because ABC doesn't see the special's
spiritual need. A spokesperson for ABC said,
"Actually, we are not doing a Kathie
Lee's Christmas special because we received
a lot of complaints from Jesus".
According to the New York Post, the other
night 2 members of NSYNC were spotted at
a New York bar licking whipped cream off
several women's breasts. The odd part is
that they still look gay.